On their wedding night, Napoleon and Josephine retired to her bedroom only to find Josephine’s dog in his usual place in the middle of the bed.  When Napoleon approached the bed, the dog growled and Josephine explained that the dog was very possessive.  They should try not to disturb the little dog.  They took one side of the bed and began kissing when Napoleon let out a scream of pain.  The dog had bitten him in the leg.  The rest of their honeymoon was spent with Josephine putting cold compresses on the bite and Napoleon moaning about the possibility of rabies.

                –  maroon 43


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